Apologies if you've seen it before...

[reynardo]

... but the Lembas diet is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

Comments

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should go on that diet, so that when I finally head your way I'll have a physique worthy of huggings.

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow*

I'm sure you're eminently huggable as it is.

But then, I do not like Lembas and Jam
(I do not like them, Sam-I-Am...)

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't eat Lembas in a boat?

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

I would not eat it in a boat,
nor with a tasty ice-cream float.
Not in a vardo
or with Reynardo.
Not in a wig
Nor spread with fig!

I will not eat it with my stew,
Nor share the stuff with Silverblue.
I will not eat lembas and jam
I will not eat it, Figgy-I-Am.

I would not eat it from a box.
I would not eat it for a fox...

...well, maybe - just maybe - if you offered me a fox...

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

Would you like some loxinabox instead, fox?

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

I've never tried lox.  But I have no bagels...

And I don't think I'd try any of that particular lox.  She's supposed to be scary and dangerous, and whether or not that's true, she's nice.

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

She's nice and huggable, we just sort of went our different ways at some point. We had almost nothing in common. But it was fun while it lasted. :)