Dear Red Knight,

[reynardo]

OK, it's fair that it's now 31 days since your last arrival. That is a reasonable interval, and one I am prepared to accept.

But last time you hung around for 10 whole days, ruining many a plan for frolicking and amusement. And your lovely friends - Tummy-Cramp, Gut-Bind and Down-in-the-Dumps (or is it Down-from-Tiredness? I can never tell those two apart) - hung around as well, taking up time and effort like the bunch of fun-stealing chocolate-craving hangers-on that they are.

Which means you really, really didn't have to show up now. Honest. Actually, thanks to the calendar I've been keeping, you've been remarkably punctual for the last 6 months, which indicates my belief that you might be cutting back your visits is unfounded. But honestly, I wouldn't mind it if you found something else to do for a while. Truly.

Just go away.

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*skwerllypat* ther ther.

(ime fairlee embarisd bie thiz, bute i stil pittee u.)