Someone needs to write a story...

[reynardo]

... about a zombie with a high cholesterol count, who therefore can't eat brains.

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[emmasee100.livejournal.com]

*beams* But oatmeal is known to assist with reducing cholesterol absorption, so, therefore, (wait for it)


They can eat GRAINS!

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

Vegetarian zombies would be interesting.

Say they're Hindu zombies, they'd have to go out and terrorize Garbanzo beans.

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

...and is therefore safe from the prion epidemic?

Human spongiform, yum yum yum.

(Bet I could still take it out with the dermestid gun, though...)

[deor.livejournal.com]

No, about a zombie with a high cholesterol count who is smug about being able to still eat brains. Because, after all, what's it gonna do - kill 'em?

[fluffy-cloud.livejournal.com]

Well, sanp to it! Get writing woman! :-D

oops

[fluffy-cloud.livejournal.com]

sanp= snap