reynardo | Someone needs to write a story...

... about a zombie with a high cholesterol count, who therefore can't eat brains.

*beams* But oatmeal is known to assist with reducing cholesterol absorption, so, therefore, (wait for it)

They can eat GRAINS!

Vegetarian zombies would be interesting.

Say they're Hindu zombies, they'd have to go out and terrorize Garbanzo beans.

...and is therefore safe from the prion epidemic?

Human spongiform, yum yum yum.

(Bet I could still take it out with the dermestid gun, though...)

No, about a zombie with a high cholesterol count who is smug about being able to still eat brains. Because, after all, what's it gonna do - kill 'em?

Well, sanp to it! Get writing woman! :-D

sanp= snap