Why my fanfiction exchange story is late.

[reynardo]

To the Mods.

My pet rat ate my bunny plots,
My power bill's unpaid
I left the story at my Mum's
The mouse cord got too frayed.

I wrote my homework over it,
And gave it in in class,
And teacher kept it, read it out,
(I even got a pass!)

The goblins in the cupboards broke it,
Wiped my floppy disk,
And no, a backup wasn't made
I didn't see the risk.

My story's late - extension please,
My fifth grandmother's ill
And lives in darkest Africa,
I'm stuck beside her still.

I drew a picture of the lab,
With bench and kitchen sink
And didn't know my brother's prank
Of special fading ink!

A spaceship came and kidnapped it,
The Rapture took me off,
I'm dying of the scrump-pox dire
And have a nasty cough.

And so I've nothing to submit,
I didn't do my part,
But please believe my tale of woe!
I swear it, cross my heart!

Comments

[michiexile]

I'm stuck beside her still.

Was the moonshine at least any good?

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Why else do you think I'm (*hic*) stuck?

[duniazade.livejournal.com]

Brava! Brava! Standing ovation!

Whose iron heart could rest unmoved by such an eloquent plea?

[shadowycat.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's brilliant. :D

[nefaria.livejournal.com]

The plot bunnies demand blood sacrifice.

[manna]

Ahahahaaa! I am going to memory this post, so that when I'm modding the Christmas fic exchange and am full of ragey rage at the latest excuse for non-appearance of fic, I can come back and read it and giggle.