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Why my fanfiction exchange story is late.
To the Mods.
My pet rat ate my bunny plots,
My power bill's unpaid
I left the story at my Mum's
The mouse cord got too frayed.
I wrote my homework over it,
And gave it in in class,
And teacher kept it, read it out,
(I even got a pass!)
The goblins in the cupboards broke it,
Wiped my floppy disk,
And no, a backup wasn't made
I didn't see the risk.
My story's late - extension please,
My fifth grandmother's ill
And lives in darkest Africa,
I'm stuck beside her still.
I drew a picture of the lab,
With bench and kitchen sink
And didn't know my brother's prank
Of special fading ink!
A spaceship came and kidnapped it,
The Rapture took me off,
I'm dying of the scrump-pox dire
And have a nasty cough.
And so I've nothing to submit,
I didn't do my part,
But please believe my tale of woe!
I swear it, cross my heart!
My pet rat ate my bunny plots,
My power bill's unpaid
I left the story at my Mum's
The mouse cord got too frayed.
I wrote my homework over it,
And gave it in in class,
And teacher kept it, read it out,
(I even got a pass!)
The goblins in the cupboards broke it,
Wiped my floppy disk,
And no, a backup wasn't made
I didn't see the risk.
My story's late - extension please,
My fifth grandmother's ill
And lives in darkest Africa,
I'm stuck beside her still.
I drew a picture of the lab,
With bench and kitchen sink
And didn't know my brother's prank
Of special fading ink!
A spaceship came and kidnapped it,
The Rapture took me off,
I'm dying of the scrump-pox dire
And have a nasty cough.
And so I've nothing to submit,
I didn't do my part,
But please believe my tale of woe!
I swear it, cross my heart!
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Was the moonshine at least any good?
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Whose iron heart could rest unmoved by such an eloquent plea?
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