What the flip do I get my brother?

[reynardo]

It's got this bad, guys, that I need to ask you for ideas. My brother is 42, he's married, no children. He's just taken redundancy from his government for the payout, and he doesn't know what he wants to do now. He has all the music and movies he could possibly want (they download most things), and he doesn't read. And he's active in the Werner Erhardt (Landmark, Est) movement. He's not really sporty, although he's into Zumba. Practically no hair.

My budget is $30. I need to either be able to order it to arrive in Sydney by Monday, or buy it down here (Melbourne) in time to send it to Sydney on Friday.

Any ideas? Anything? Throw the silly ones in too - they might trigger an idea.

Comments

[moxie_man]

You could send him recruitment materials for the Army of Fudd.